In all the movies, Santa never goes next door. He just gets in his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles west.
i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man
(via setheverman)
If you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not
(via dailyhangover)
in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch
the fuck does this mean
this is japanese cherry blossom erasure
(Source: twitter.com, via vampminnie)